MY BUCKETTE LIST

So i have decided to write that list everyone dreads and when i sent my friend(Zizzy) an SMS what i was up to,she replied in this exact words "you my dear are certifiable insane" and i replied in this exact words "yep! and my rehab would be a bank".

So my dears am on that too and will definitely share it with you.
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#RANDOM

I just started blogging and am already tired....hmmmm. Is that possible? For a girl like me who just loves to write rather than talk? Not at all, as a matter of fact i haven't even started and my other blogger are getting well prepared to blog and make you laugh till u crack.

Truth be told,i have been sick from binge drinking on Friday night where i had to tell my friends "plssssss take me home NOWWWWW" And they thought i was joking because i never get tipsy(so they think),all i remember is i saw someone holding a cigar and i told him i wanted to try it, and when he gave it to me i held it and told one of my girls to take a picture of me,which she did.....and that's the last i can remember of that night. The good thing is i woke up on my own bed,in my own room,in my house....thank Goodness. The hangover was not funny, and everyone who called to check on me was giving me different ways to feel better,at the end of the day i ended up drinking 3 bottles of coke, i ate noddles with suya and the pepper was madddd,i sipped garri with salt alone(not fun),i had more than the usual * glasses of water per day,and someone even insisted i drink more alcohol(of course i didn't),couldn't even stand the smell of it. Will i ever drink like that again? NO WAY!!...but isn't that what we all say the morning after?

I always know my limit and i never insist on driving if i have had alcohol in my system....and ladies i must tell you the truth,the moment you start having that cocktail and you are on the second one,you better take your phone,turn it off and put in your bag because before you know what's happening you will be drunk-texting your ex-boyfriend(wrong moves).....i don't need to tell you what kind of messages you will send but all i know is the next morning you will regret it.YES! It happened to me but that was some 5yrs ago and i learnt my lesson. You want to know what i sent or what happened? that's something i can't tell you(embarrassing moment)...

Or like this other time,we were having a girls night out and ended up with a crashed car? OK! that wasn't from drinking much,we were all broke and had just had a glass of long island iced tea each and sang karaoke,so we had it all sweat ed out and one of my girls was going to drop me off at my boyfriends house at 2.00am and i guess he suspected i wasn't coming back home that night and had one of his bitches over....so i got home and knocked,called his phone he didn't pick but i was hearing whispers in the house,so with the anger that this is a guy i was 100% faithful to and he was cheating and got around to the spare key,opened the door and was headed straight to where the girl was,but before i could get to her he had taken her to hide in the bathroom(that's something you should never do for a guy even if its a married guy and his wife is out there...demeaning...very very demeaning) so i he ended up pushing me out of the house,because i swear to God that day i would have torn that girls face apart(thank goodness i didn't because the boy is no more)...to cut all long story short. My friend was still waiting for me,waiting for my call that i had gotten in safe...bla bla bla,we left that place very very angry and end up near death,the car somersaulted twice and was wedged by a tree bla bla bla...we came out safely and am happy am alive. So another thing not to do is when you get alcohol in your system and someone really gets on your nerves, try taking deep deep breaths before getting on your wheels.

Alcohol gives you this excitement that you become soooo nice to even those girls that talked shit about you but it can kill you. Think before acting.

I can go on and on about the after effect of alcohol and my experiences with it. But Okaaaayyyy...enough about "story of my drinking life" for today, i have to go now but i got lots of "what drinking can do to you" stories coming soon.. just keep checking here for more updates.

Bye guys!!!!!
Xoxo.


OH! AND THATS A PHOTO OF ME AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS DOING SOME SHOTS OF TEQUILA ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR...

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNNN!!!!!

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DA GRIN ON OUR MIND! SILENCE............

God giveth and He alone taketh.
But did he have to take you so soon.
Just when we were waiting for your next album which you said we should suggest if it should be in Yoruba or English.
Just when you did a verse in General Pypes video "champion" which you are.
Akogun,Omo Ibile,Omo Ogun.....
With tears in my eyes and grieve in my heart i still say
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
For a life well spent because so many of us loved your few years you spent with us on stage and am sure your family loved your 23yrs with them...
Even if you didn't leave us with your last words.
You will always be in our heart,on our ipods,mp3 players,Tv and Radios....
You played your game straight with so much calmness and humility.
May God grant your family the gratitude to bear their loss.
PON PON PON, may your soul rest in peace.
AMEN.

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GUYS!!!!! SO HARD TO PLEASE......

Trying hard to please a man is a mental burden upon oneself,it takes great efforts. No matter how ambitious you think you are as a woman don't try pleasing a man...Guys are so hard to please. Let me tell you somethings you don't know and remind you the ones you already know about this species.
If a guy is smarter than you,he is a DON. If you are smarter than him,he looses face. He can't stand that.
If you treat him nicely,you are in love and almost obsessed with him and then he takes you for granted.
When you dress up to look good for yourself,in his mind she's trying to seduce me. And if don't dress up nicely,he will call you a name(not even to your face.
If you argue with him you are stubborn and a bad listener. If you dont talk,you got no brains.
If you love him,he just doesn't understand why you do...and even calls you obsessed and try to leave you.
If you don't make love to him you don't love him,if you do you are cheap.
If you tell him your problems he will start dodging you or run away from you,if you don't you don't trust him.
If you scold him you are trying to be the man,if he scolds you it's because he cares.
If you break your promise you cannot be trusted anymore. If he breaks his,he was forced to do so.
If you smoke you are a bad girl. If he does it's part of a mans rough life.
If you hurt him you are very cruel. If he hurts you, you are too sensitive.
IF you are seen talking to another guy in a party,or you get a message or phone call, you are in trouble. But if he is caught,it's either his ex,classmate,an old friend or a girl that used to be his bootycall.

Is it really possible to find a guy you don't have to work so hard to please?
Should boyfriends/husbands be created to specifications?
Is it the same case with the ladies? Ceterus Paribus?
Well! for me i deal with the opposite sex and from experience i say GUYS ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE.

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12+1 KOKOLETS: DOWN MEMORY LANE LIKE YESTERDAY.

Its almost getting to a year i met this girls...yeah right i know! i haven't being able to get over my rise to fame,am sure you will be excited too if you were in my shoes because it didn't just bring fame to us,Being on Kokomansion brought alot of experiences as well as lessons to live and learn from.
Someone had to do this,and of course i am the "i talk the talk n walk the walk" girl,the girl that told someone she didn't like her,the miss IDK girl and the girl that's having a nostalgic feeling and misses this girls she spent 8weeks with...
And nobody seems to care what this girls are up to,anyways MEET THE KOKOLETS AGAIN!!!!!

1. VICTORIA(The talkative)
She talks just the way she walks,could she have killed two birds with one stone? i didn't think so either...Vicky just wanted to be heard but was speechless when D'banj asked her to take her bag and leave,Mariam asked her if she had anything to say to her friends but Vickys lips were sealed with her eyes like she didn't care,and YES!! we left the same day,and when i met her outside in our "GO HOME" ride she was in tears....all for being hard. Miss "HERE N THERE".


2. CHINWE(The tattoo girl)
The drama queen,sassy dancer,Miss "I DONT CARE". Like 5 of the girls had their bodies tattoed but Chinwes tattoos are unsubtle...She had to do so many because they were better than the scars fatal accident left her...Behind this tough girl is a softy who could cry a river when someone tries to talk about her tattoo in a derogatory way. Easy going and free spirited actress to be....


3. RITA(The Cynosure)
The most salient,The baby of the mansion-so you thought right? that's what we all thought too but sometimes age is just a number. The most popular,you think am blowing this out of proportion? search for "Rita Igbinedion" on twitter,youtube,facebook,google etc and you will see how many views her names has. Was it her accent,or inability to express herself even in pidgin English or that eccentric presentation that is so hilarious that you will laugh your ass off.Was she meant to be a mockery? No! Her confidence is what got her in and what will take her places....The Kokolet with the best strategy that worked well for her that even EFCC and "Yawoo" boys are using Jazz to look for her,lets hope Nigeria is safe enough for her....lol

4. CHIDINMA(Snow white)
Miss attractive,Miss pretty-in-pink. If this was "Face of Kokomansion Competition", chidinma would have come out first place. But if you got it,why not? flaunt it!!! She was crestfallen when she heard that her votes was 10,000 lower than the winner...Did she really think this was a beauty pageant? Hmmmmm
Behind those hazel eyes is an intelligent girl who is ready to learn from others and please others-You cant please everyone you know! that's the fastest way to failure.

5. BOLANLE(Kokolet1,WINNER and Miss Goody-too-shoes)
My personal nickname for her is Holy Miss Joe-itis. But WTH, Miss Kill Joy went home with the 5million naira,the convertible salon car,the diamond ring(though i didn't see them give her that one sha) and the face of Hitv. Does Miss Bee really rap? and wants to be the biggest star show host...watch out Oprah!
And was she the one i yelled "i do not like you,stop smiling with me"? YES!!! She made me use a swear word and got my nerves twice,i just could stand but throw tantrums at her...As much as i didn't really like Bolanle,when it came down to four of them she was the one person i was rooting for to win because she really portrayed the characteristics of a true Nigerian girl. THUMBS UP GIRL!!!

6. SHONA(Miss show me your teeth)
Bigiano called her Almighty,was it her arrogance? the arrogance that blinds her from the truth or it was the fact that she tagged herself "miss creative and industrious"? Housemates couldn't stand her ego. And i must tell u this,Shona has never gossiped about anyone(well, so she said on air). How about off air? She was the closest housemate to me but truly,water is lighter than blood..Shes still my friend but i must tell you behind that beautiful smile is a sly that's really creative but industrious? Well i guess her school mother(the governess) didn't warn her about the word.

7. CHOIMA(Barbie girl)
Did you think this Britney Spears wanna-be just came to the mansion to jump around singing the Diana Ross "am coming up"...of course not!!! Miss Boots used her $2,000 birthday money from D'banj to be the first to make use of the opportunity kokomansion gave her as her video to her song "MR DJ" is airing on all national Tv now...The first ever squabble of the show was between Choima and my humble self...But one thing i love about this girl is she believes so much in herself than her talent,her passion for music would take her places,all she needs is PUSH!!!! Better to choose your opportunities now than in 10yrs when life may limit your choices right?

8. REKANA(Sassy)
And that's me of course! Do u really expect me to blow my own horn? I will let someone do that for me jor..feel free if you like. Now on to the next one.


9. LILIAN(The hot-stepper)
The first one to get the feeling of being evicted,the girls departure that made us realise this was really a game and it had started,Time to play was over and it was time to restrategize, because who would have thought this great dancer would be the first to go home...Was stepping the only thing Lily had to offer? She got an hour glass shape that will sell in the fashion industry though she didn't have the opportunity to flaunt it.

10. MARY(Lil mama)
Mary is just 23 but you could have mistaken her to be the oldest housemate,because of the way she carried herself. Did Mary really loose it? Was she really sent home because she was going to school from the mansion? Did Mary really walk out that blue door? Mary walked out,Mary was going to school,Mary had her little school bag and socks,Mary left the mansion at her own will but Mary lost it....Being a girl that had never stayed away from home all her life and getting into a new environment with girls you don't know was something THAT LEFT Mary derailed. Her stoical attitude didn't last long.I hate to say this but Mary being in kokomansion was the best thing that happened to the kokolets,GIRLS!!! If you know what i mean...

11. ELIZABETH(The mummy)
Lizzy Lizzy.....Miss Boobilicious,Miss save-the-world,Mummy who thought she was at home where she shouts at her children and they fringe,her voice was like the sound of T&T steel band playing...Her bickering with 'THE TALKATIVE" sure gave the viewers a good insight of how manipulating Lizzy could get...Did she really mean it when she said "Shazz,we love you" after writing my name that week as the person she would want to leave the mansion...Hmmmm,its allowed.

12. BIDEMI(The Kings daughter)
Wondering why i call her the princess? Bidemi exhibited a typical yoruba girls attributes and represented her culture well...but what was with the "i don't wear short skirts above my knees,i don't party and i don't bla bla bla"...this doctor had her hopes on the 5m like all of us but didn't get the chance to take it home like the other 11 of us who didn't..i really liked Bidemi because she stood out from the crowd,she didn't want to be like every other housemate, even though she didn't have any extra-ordinary talent that could have done that for her..Nice one girl. And the award for "girl to take home to mama goes to Jolly B.


+1. ISI(The bitch)
Isi had no experience of what being on a reality show was but she played her part very well and even got the viewers thinking the character and the real Isi are one person....One thing Isi cant hide is her distinct Style and her versatile nature,, What you don't know is Isi can be that female canine animal-overbearing and spiteful when you step on her toes.

P/S -THIS IS NOT MEANT TO SPITE ANYONE,HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY REMINISCING...
MUCH LOVE,MWAH...

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